Hey everyone, Dash here!
I just thought I’d check in to give you all an update on my Doggy Diet!
I’ve been on a diet for a while now (apparently I was getting a bit tubby).
No one in the office will give me any treats now, no matter how much I sit under their desks and beg. Even when I do my biggest, cutest puppy eyes!
Any way, I’d best be off… there’s a secret stash of biscuits with my name on it!